Multigenerational Living - Month 2

In month two we see that boundaries are being crossed. Things have started to disappear. My wife’s toothpaste and body wash, a bottle of Benadryl, a bottle of moistening crème and the flyswatter. We have found the toothpaste, body wash, Benadryl and flyswatter, all of which were absconded by She Who Lives Upstairs. We are not sure why these items were taken, perhaps she wanted to kill mosquitoes that had freshly brushed proboscis, were freshly washed and properly moisturized.

We have retrieved all of the purloined items except the moistening crème, which She Who Lives Upstairs denies taking. This investigation is ongoing. I am sure the “borrowing” of various personal items is not uncommon in multigenerational living arrangements. However, the trespass to such a number of chattel means we will have to increase our vigilance. So beware She Who Lives Upstairs, we are watching you